Getting Ready to RUMBLE

The purple quadrilaterals are tornado warnings.

92°F in front of the storm (east), 66°F on the back side

Mother Nature Bought an AC Unit

92° to 66° in 5 minutes.

Some storm

Former Miss CA to defend another cherished Heartland tradition

From RepublicanJesus:

Today, Carrie Prejean embraced opposite employment:

This was a decision based solely on contract violations, including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization.

Barack Obama and the Temple of Doom

From Wonkette:

A mild-mannered professor in Chicago by day, when adventure calls he returns to his Muslim Homelands to discover mythological treasures and say deadpan witticisms to his Arab and Jewish sidekicks. Barack “Barry” Obama must find the legendary Golden Dildo of Destiny, which will destroy what’s left of the evil Republican Nazis, as they will all fall down and worship the Golden Dildo when he lofts it over their combovers during Sonia Sotomayor’s confirmation ceremony in the Masonic basement of the National Archives. MORE »

NOM On Prejean Firing

Like no one saw this one coming. Via JoeMyGod:

"Hollywood hates Carrie. First they abuse her, then they try to get her to recant, then they threw mud, and now they are doing what they wanted to do from day one: Get rid of Carrie. This cover story about a contract dispute doesn’t pass the smell test. Americans aren’t fooled that easily. God knows, and we know, the truth about Carrie: She’s a young woman of great beauty who chose truth over the glittering tiara that Hollywood offers. Of course they will try to punish her, but we know she will be fine in the end, because her values are in the right place." - Brian Brown, executive douchenozzle of NOM.

Maggie Gallagher chimes in: "Hollywood will dance its tribal war dance over her body--the hatred generated against her has been extraordinary--but Carrie will be free to define her own mission and message from now on. Congratulations."

Ok,... The 15 minutes are up. Time for the Boobjob to get a real job.

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