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Wiener Story Of The Day: Asylum's BigHotDog.com Makes Big Hot Dogs:

Like us, you probably die a little inside every time you see a regular hot dog and realize it can't feed 49 other people.

The good people at BigHotDog.com (otherwise known as BigAssHotDog.com) share our indignation over the sad state of phallic meat and created the aptly named Big Hot Dog, a $40 wiener that weighs in at 7 lbs. and is 16 inches long and 4 inches in diameter.

If you can handle being horribly emasculated by your food, you can have one made to order on Tuesdays right in Chicago and invite over a group of friends presumably to slice of chunks of wiener sandwich, as it contains 50 servings...

Slightly-WTF quote from web site: "Pre-Hanukkah Sale until sundown on 12/11/09 (5:00pm CST)"

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