Press Release from the Oblena dePoussay de la Fenêtre for Mouse Controller Campaign Committee:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Reacting to egregious and underhanded attacks from her opponent, Ms. Oblena dePoussay de la Fenêtre emphatically denied any improper influences by her campaign treasurer, Mr. Ickus Eichhörnchenmörder von Schnauzer. Ms. dePoussay repeated her charges that her opponent has failed to abide by common rules of feline decency, adding that her campaign treasurer is a valued advisor with long experience in chasing down cheeky fluffy-tailed rodents who have designs on killing our valued hired feeding-and-sanitation help. "GRRRRRRowlllll hisssss pfffftTTT!!" was Ms. dePoussay's parting statement as she departed on another campaign nap.
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Date: 2008-02-24 09:53 pm (UTC)FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Reacting to egregious and underhanded attacks from her opponent, Ms. Oblena dePoussay de la Fenêtre emphatically denied any improper influences by her campaign treasurer, Mr. Ickus Eichhörnchenmörder von Schnauzer. Ms. dePoussay repeated her charges that her opponent has failed to abide by common rules of feline decency, adding that her campaign treasurer is a valued advisor with long experience in chasing down cheeky fluffy-tailed rodents who have designs on killing our valued hired feeding-and-sanitation help. "GRRRRRRowlllll hisssss pfffftTTT!!" was Ms. dePoussay's parting statement as she departed on another campaign nap.
DO NOT EMBARGO--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE