Only in the South
Dave and I were joking about some of the more memorable bits from his days at the hemodialysis center:
Elderly Woman: Nurse, I'm all hooked up to this contraption.
Would you take these quarters for me and get me a cola from the vending machine?"Nurse: Why sure, Mrs. _____________. I'll have one of the aids get it for you.
What kind of coke would you like?EW: Diet Dr. Pepper.
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I still talk that way. Of course, the natives in my current environment just look at me strangely.
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Q: What kind of Cokee-Cola yew want?
A: Dr. Pepper.