furrbear: (BooBoo)
furrbear ([personal profile] furrbear) wrote2008-03-24 11:20 pm

Only in the South

Dave and I were joking about some of the more memorable bits from his days at the hemodialysis center:
Elderly Woman:Nurse, I'm all hooked up to this contraption.
Would you take these quarters for me and get me a cola from the vending machine?"
Nurse:Why sure, Mrs. _____________. I'll have one of the aids get it for you.
What kind of coke would you like?
EW:Diet Dr. Pepper.

[identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
The curse of success: Your brand becomes a generic term.

See: Xerox, Kleenex, Kotex,...

[identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that could be solved the same way drug companies do - by coming out with both a brand name AND a generic name.
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[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Calling all facial tissues "Kleenex" is one thing. I might even understand "Coke" as a generic term for colas - but calling something like Sprite or Dr. Puker "Coke" is a bit of cognitive dissonance that makes my brain grind its gears.

I mean, imagine calling paper for your laser printer "Kleenex" - after all, it's all paper, right?
Edited 2008-03-26 00:56 (UTC)