Well, DAMN

[furrbear]

This sux syphylitic donkey cock

Horoscope: Libra

http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/may-06-2008

You'll dive into frigid waters to save the life of a complete stranger this week. Unfortunately for you, he'll end up just being your brother.

Typical of his lazy ass... I'd be the one saving his butt, just like he's always left everything for me to do.

I ever mention I'm not incredibly fond of The B(r)other?

Oh well, at least I could call 911... what's that number again?

Comments

[ursusarctos.livejournal.com]

I never understood why 911. There's not an 11 button on the phone.

[musikub.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, The Onion. Best satire ever to come out of Colorado. :)