It wasn't a freakin' error. It was the result of a conspiracy.

Now, we never thought we'd see a repeat of 2000 in 2004, but we were wrong. I think if we don't expect a "three-peat", we'll be sadly mistaken.

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008