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Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)

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Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT

Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it's time to return the favor!

I'm looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here's the scene: I come to your hotel room, you're wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

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priceless... and although it's clearly a jest, I find the described scene oddly arousing...

I'm also sure that with those metrics, his pounding will firmly clarify the true meaning of LOG in 'Log Cabin Republican', n'est-ce pas?

Tongue-in-cheek, yes. But there is nothing to give the idea that it is a prank. (Now if he said he was gonna show up in tarnhelm and breastplate, maybe then I'd think he was joking.)

Or any of the other convention Craigslist ads. See this Wonkette post for a collection of more.

Edited 2008-09-03 03:09 (UTC)