*Standing next to hax0rcub listening to stupid Merkin ranting "But that's socialism!", pulls out his concealed handgun like any good Texan, and shoots the damn fool in a patriotic act of self-defense.*

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

*Pads placidly off to breakfast with hax0rcub, furrbear, and furr_a_bruin where he has the Swedish pancakes with lingonberry syrup, and French roast café au lait.*