$DEITY Help Us

[furrbear]

Dead sister's husband, the bother-in-law, is down visiting family from WI.

His father is bringing him over to visit...





...for a couple days.

I'm going to feel like Anne Frank hiding in the attic.

Comments

[urbear]

I can feel the love all the way up here in MA.

[seanymike.livejournal.com]

Dear god... why?

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

My uncle, dad's youngest brother, nicknamed him Lurch. Add hyperactivity and a habit of always saying the same sentence three different ways.

Did I also mention he and she are/were fundamentalist christians?

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

See reply above to Larry.

[urbear]

Oooh. That last one is the dealbreaker.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I say let it all hang out - maybe you'll make his head esplode, or at least run screaming to a Motel 6, or similar.

[dfwruffplay.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me....

"I'm sorry. Now's not a convenient time. Come to think of it.. there will NEVER be a convenient time."

(last part is optional"

[ursusarctos.livejournal.com]

Screw Anne Frank. Go about your business and be civil. BUT do it nekkid with your biggest jewelery in.
Tell him it's a religious thing if he asks. The Episcopalian version of the Pope and his ring.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I has to be civil (and moderately clothed) around mom.

Him, I don't give a rat's ass about.

[ubergeekbear.livejournal.com]

Shit, tell Mum that's SHE'S welcome but HE isn't.

It's YOUR home, your rules.

If he's gonna be an ass, tell him to get out.