Survivor - Texas

[furrbear]

*Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef", "I Voted for Obama", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2012", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Comments

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

**hysterical laughing*

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Thanks.

[codecattx.livejournal.com]

Thank you for improving a craptastic day.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome. That's what the TBRU pics of you Carlos posted did for me. You're incredibly cute when you first wake up.

[cimarrondfw.livejournal.com]

I didn't immediately realize you were joking. It does sound like a way to make a death wish.

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

Can the vee-hick-el *I* drive also have lots of hashed-out Stetsons and cowboy boots? (e.g., "HEY!! You mowed down a rhinestone cowboy! You get a stetson and ONE cowboy boot hashed out on your rear bumper, since the other boot remained on the...>ahem< REMAINS...")

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Bad bear

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Now - even I understand that and find it funny! :-)

[backrubbear.livejournal.com]

I'd be more inclined to have a Death Race 2000 equivalent where "the show freaks" drive around pink volkswagons and destroy iconical texas things.