I Can See It Now...

[furrbear]

Gathered in a dark boardroom off Temple Square in Salt Lake City, Mormon Elders and Catholic Cardinals are in frantic conference reviewing yesterday's Prop 8 decision...

"Wait! We spent $40 million and all we got was the right to use a word?"

"Ummmm, That's the way it looks, Cardinal."

"But you guys said this would be flawless. A "piece of cake, like Hawaii" you said."

"I had the law firm the archdiocese uses look this over. They told me that if the crowd in Sacramento changes the word 'marriage' to some other term, the gays can get hitched again."

"mmmm, it would appear that way, Archbishop."

"Damn, we're screwed worse than a bunch of altar boys... oops, sorry Fathers... Voters won't likely fall for the smear campaign the second time.