Back-Story Needed

[furrbear]

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[winstonthriller.livejournal.com]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

You'll never guess what happened to me one night. There I was, watching a pornographic film, playing with...

[hwynym.livejournal.com]

I know this was six years ago, but reading that, I felt that my life was really dull...

[varsitynj.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a Craigslist date gone wrong.

[iamamidnighter.livejournal.com]

Aw his poor dog!

[popebuck1.livejournal.com]

Another one of those news items that raise more questions than they answer...

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Police Interrogation Man,

I got wacked on some 'shrooms one night and videotaped myself waxing the Buick. Then, I uploaded the video to the web. Later, I thought the better of that, since my mom and my wife and my kids all spend a lot of time in the internet. I got pissed and killed the dog. What do I tell everyone that saw the video? What do I tell my kids about the dog? They are standing in front of me right now, demanding an explanation, so I have to think fast.

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

"Honest, doc! I was gardening nude in the night, when I slipped and impaled myself on this carrot. I got vaseline all over my ass trying to get it out..."

[brchase.livejournal.com]

I wonder where the videos are. :-)

[panikmanik.livejournal.com]

......

srsly?

ha!

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Carrot? I was thinking eggplant, cucumber, or zucchini.

[s2dbaker.livejournal.com]

I was about to say, check the CL archive and the pieces might just fall together.