I heard that Mitt had Britney all lined up,...

[furrbear]

...but things kinda went south on that celebrity endorsement.

From DailyKos and the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up Dept":

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McCain: I'm a bazillion years old.

http://feeds.dailykos.com/~r/dailykos/index/~3/211784098/7090

McCain's answer to Chuck

Submitted by Primary Monitor on Fri, 2008-01-04 22:16.

According to Wilford Brimley, voting for John McCain is the right thing to do.

"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."

And The Onion staff just gives up and jumps out the friggin' window.

Jesus! Who's advising this guy? Answering Chuck Norris with Wilford Brimley?

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John McCain is the real deal. Defeating Global Islamist Terror trumps running a Staples or bring the Games to town - McCain Brings Game to America's Threats.

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"Vote John McCain. It's the right thing t'do!"

Somehow I don't think it's a good idea to take presidential voting advice from the same man who helps me choose my breakfast food...