furrbear: (Celtic Knot)
furrbear ([personal profile] furrbear) wrote2008-01-28 05:03 pm

Decisions. Decisions...

BooBoo has a somewhat abrasive Scottish nurse at his Peritoneal Dialysis center. He can't decide whether to christen her Nurse MacDiesal or Nurse McRatched.

[identity profile] hickbear.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I take it "Nurse MacFatBastard" is taken?

[identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
She's too petite for that moniker.

[identity profile] ursusarctos.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sister Sgrog oughtta do it.
Sister since UK nurses are "Sister".
Sgrog is an old saggy titted ewe or sow in gàidhlig.
Say it like it's an endearment and pray she's not up on gàidhlig.

McBain's Etymological Dictionary of the Gaelic Language - sgrog , sgrogag - anything shrivelled, a shrivelled old woman, old cow or ewe, sgrog, shrivel; from the Scottish scrog, a stunted bush, sgroggy, stunted, English scraggy, Danish skrog, Swed. skrokk, anything shrunken, Norse skrokkr.
Edited 2008-01-29 01:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] furfairy.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sister MacBeath!

[identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Would that require a boiling cauldron?

[identity profile] osodecanela.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's MacRatched to you laddie!

[identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com 2008-01-29 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"MacHaggis" as she's just "offal".