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[furrbear]

Dear HomeDepot,

This appears to be just the right model for Father's Day. The bearded ginger is just the right color.

But there is no SKU listed. How are we to place our order?

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[bjarvis.livejournal.com]

If you figure out how to order them, get one for me too. I'll cover the shipping costs.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I want to order a sex six-pack.

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

Fuck the six-pack. I'll take an entire case, please.

[winbear.livejournal.com]

How about a discount on more than one (model)? or even all 6?

[geometrician.livejournal.com]

And when you click on him, all you get are his accessories. Maybe they are sold out.

[allanh.livejournal.com]

1. Shouldn't that be "The Dad Tool"?

2. There's no SKU ... you need to rush out now in a buying frenzy and grab one (or more) on a first-served, first-to-come basis at your local store.

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

SHIT I hope I get there in enough time, otherwise they WILL be writing me a raincheck for that slab'o beef!

[biggaloot.livejournal.com]

I am a genuine father, desrving of a Father's day gift.

I've always loved non-traditional gifts. One of those would be nice. But it would be even nicer to have one in each of the colors it comes in. ;-)

[bullneck.livejournal.com]

I guess it's one of those 'only available in stores' items!

[thom413.livejournal.com]

I'll take one in Italian, with extra large shoulders and a slow, sexy grin.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I thought you already had one of that model?

Hey, is the LJ Email tied to an unregulated email address? You might be able to help a friend who is getting a lot of misdirected email from an IB with a similar domain name to one of his. (I'm pretty sure it's not you folks) Maybe point him toward the right folks to contact.

Drop an email to furrbear AT LiveJournal DAWT com and let me know.

[genxcub.livejournal.com]

No ring :)

[tbass.livejournal.com]

It's sad that the first thing I thought of was, "That's the exact same sawzall I have at work."

:(

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Somebody else besides me needs to get laid more often.

[shuntphl.livejournal.com]

Sorry, all sold out.

I got the last one a few days ago. ;)

[mc4bbs.livejournal.com]

GET ME ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY! -- NO, MAKE IT TWO -- ONE MIGHT BREAK!

[cubdaddy.livejournal.com]

You know he's on back order, right?

[garebear.livejournal.com]

I want one of those. I've got all kinds of ways for him to use his tool.

[nightfallcub.livejournal.com]

ZOMG WHERE'S MY AMAZON WISH LIST?!