furrbear: (Horny Inside)
furrbear ([personal profile] furrbear) wrote2008-06-03 01:47 pm

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Dear HomeDepot,

This appears to be just the right model for Father's Day. The bearded ginger is just the right color.

But there is no SKU listed. How are we to place our order?

[identity profile] bjarvis.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If you figure out how to order them, get one for me too. I'll cover the shipping costs.

[identity profile] winbear.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How about a discount on more than one (model)? or even all 6?

[identity profile] geometrician.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)

And when you click on him, all you get are his accessories. Maybe they are sold out.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Shouldn't that be "The Dad Tool"?

2. There's no SKU ... you need to rush out now in a buying frenzy and grab one (or more) on a first-served, first-to-come basis at your local store.

[identity profile] sultmhoor.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
SHIT I hope I get there in enough time, otherwise they WILL be writing me a raincheck for that slab'o beef!

[identity profile] biggaloot.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a genuine father, desrving of a Father's day gift.

I've always loved non-traditional gifts. One of those would be nice. But it would be even nicer to have one in each of the colors it comes in. ;-)

[identity profile] bullneck.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it's one of those 'only available in stores' items!

[identity profile] thom413.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take one in Italian, with extra large shoulders and a slow, sexy grin.

[identity profile] genxcub.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No ring :)

[identity profile] tbass.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's sad that the first thing I thought of was, "That's the exact same sawzall I have at work."

:(

[identity profile] shuntphl.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, all sold out.

I got the last one a few days ago. ;)

[identity profile] mc4bbs.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)

GET ME ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY! -- NO, MAKE IT TWO -- ONE MIGHT BREAK!

[identity profile] cubdaddy.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You know he's on back order, right?

[identity profile] garebear.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I want one of those. I've got all kinds of ways for him to use his tool.

[identity profile] nightfallcub.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG WHERE'S MY AMAZON WISH LIST?!