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Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] grandiva1968:

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Fo reals!

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)


Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT


Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it's time to return the favor!

I'm looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here's the scene: I come to your hotel room, you're wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican



[EDIT: From the comments, "Be sure and visit the posting and flag it as a Best of Craigslist!"]

Date: 2008-09-02 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popebuck1.livejournal.com
I suspect he won't have an unfilled slot all weekend!

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