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[furrbear]

Ganked from grandiva1968:

I ♥ Craigslist

Fo reals!

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)

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Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT


Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it's time to return the favor!

I'm looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here's the scene: I come to your hotel room, you're wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

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[EDIT: From the comments, "Be sure and visit the posting and flag it as a Best of Craigslist!"]

Comments

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

"ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock"

Uncut, Viking, Cock.

Yes, plz.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I think this guy may get dates lined up for the next year; not just republi-closets either.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Sign me up, heh

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

20 more pounds and we put him on a bear softball team.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

{cough cough} Hey! At 6'3" and 220 *I'm* still a tasty morsel of bear.* Even without the 9". Or the Vikingness. Or ....

... damn, though, I wanna meet this guy. ;-)

[* Not that I'm 220 right this minute, mind you. Add about 6.]

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Dahlink,

You're perfect at any size.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Just speaking up for us tall, less-beefy, not particularly furry (dammit!) bearoids. ;-) Because we are a sadly oppressed minority who I'm sure will have to demand our own clubs and mating rituals and pr0n sites and animal totems any second now.

Once we stop dreaming about this yummy morsel of manhood on Craigslist, that is.

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

Oh, I harken back to Viking Boy...