Hairless Twinks In Demand At GOP Convention

[furrbear]

From Joe.My.God:

Hairless Twinks In Demand At GOP Convention

Via Wonkette, this latest in a string of Craigslist Twin Cities M4M ads:

Discretion Required - m4mm (Upscale Hotel)

ATTN: discretion is mandatory. must be willing to submit to background check and strip searches. absolutely no recording devices or wireless communication devices allowed. you will be examined and scrutinized by security before you make contact.

50yo Male looking for VERY discrete four-hour party at local hotel involving more than one male with a maximum age of twenty. hairless preferred. food, drinks, and toys will be provided as necessary.

Strip search! Kinky! Heh, 50 year-old Republican dude seeking "more than one male with a maximum age of twenty." Cheap bastard, if you're in an "upscale hotel", you can afford a few rentboys.

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Background checks? Strip-searches? Sounds like some pretty high placed congress-critters or senatorial types deep in the closet.

Comments

[popebuck1.livejournal.com]

See, this is what they're forced to do when they have to travel apart from their interns.

[thom413.livejournal.com]

We need to start a spy organization: Operation Twink Patrol! I'll set up a recruiting booth in front of Nordstrom's.

[cimarrondfw.livejournal.com]

Is this for real?

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Click the link "latest".

"Real" or not, they are ads showing up on the Minneapolis Craigslist.

[nightfallcub.livejournal.com]

you know, we didn't have this problem in Denver. because the Stonewall Democrats had an after party at one of the gay bars EVERY NIGHT OF THE CONVENTION.

see, our party provides options.

That Craigslist add

[ursine1.livejournal.com]

An obvious troll. hehehe

Chuck

[cipherpunk.livejournal.com]

Assuming, of course, that it's true at all. I give even odds this ad was placed by someone looking to have a good laugh at the expense of the RNC.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, This one:

young guy in town for the convention, looking for a good time - 25 (near Xcel Center)
Date: 2008-09-01, 6:51PM CDT

Hey guys-

I’m just getting in town for the convention, looking for fellow convention attendees to fool around and have a good time.

No Log Cabin here, nobody knows, so must be discreet.

I’m 5′8, 165 lbs, professional guy, looking for similar. We can grab a beer and talk about why Obama sucks and then get it on.

and this

Closeted RNC supporter seeking a masc smooth man this afternoon - 48 (downtown mpls hotel )
Date: 2008-09-01, 12:05PM CDT

am conservative, bi and in the closet.. but love a hard younger body for making out and oral action.

my stats
5-9″ - in shape, masc , 6″ cut

was planning on the IMS party for Laura Bush today but it cancelled. so would like to bust a nut and have some other fun.

can trade pix

thinking of mid afternoon get together

have more "ring of truth" to them.

[pierced-20.livejournal.com]

I guess I should hop on back to Craigslist for a good fun time! this is hilarious!...and a bit sad that they are choosing a political life over living fully.