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[EDIT: Well, damn... this was supposed to be over in [livejournal.com profile] diabetic_bears.]

Date: 2008-09-04 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-grr.livejournal.com
foreskin yeast from sugar pee looks like smegma

Date: 2008-09-04 07:05 am (UTC)
clymore: (OMGONOZ)
From: [personal profile] clymore
Is that what that is? I thought I was just dirty. Wow...

Date: 2008-09-04 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursusarctos.livejournal.com
You can set your watch by peeing 2 hours after a meal.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
...that you've got a lot more health concerns that you ever thought possible: high cholesterol, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, obesity, insomnia, narcolepsy, impotence, hypogonadism, pharmaceutical side-effects...
Edited Date: 2008-09-04 06:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-04 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biggaloot.livejournal.com
ugh. you said it, brother. It's not just an uphill battle, the slope gets steeper the further you go...

Date: 2008-09-04 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
BLOODY HELL!

Here I was hoping that my spiffy new C-PAP machine was going to solve most of my problems; put lead in my pencil and hair back on my back; and give me the energy to run faster, jump higher, and achieve my true potential as a buff, horny stud.
Edited Date: 2008-09-04 07:03 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-04 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
$6,000,000 Bear?
Edited Date: 2008-09-04 07:10 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-04 06:06 pm (UTC)
ext_173199: (SteveAustin)
From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
We can make him furrier, hornier, hung-ier... we have the technology!

Date: 2008-09-04 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
And, you wouldn't BELIEVE the things they were selling on late night cable. The thing with the beads in the middle that kept squirmin' as the beads were stirred - that was something. And, dual-action motors with the remote? Bring it.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
...you check you blood sugar and then count out the allowable number of M&Ms or Gummi Bears.
Edited Date: 2008-09-04 06:21 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-04 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
I've always wondered. Are the Peanut m&m's any better for you? You know, there's no sugar in the peanut itself, and you have that healthier peanut oil thing going for you, not to mention maybe a little fiber...

Date: 2008-09-04 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
About the same unless you've got the kidney problems going, then nuts and chocolate are out. (Limit phosphorous. Limit potassium)
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
Girl Scout Thin Mints are so-o-o-o-o evil that way.

Date: 2008-10-01 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glassbear.livejournal.com
so are hot fuge sundaes!

Date: 2008-09-04 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightfallcub.livejournal.com


...how to save money on your supplies with Liberty Medical.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
Only works if you have Medicare.

eBay is better if you lack insurance.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightfallcub.livejournal.com
*nod* I was going more for a humor thing there. maybe in bad taste, but you know, that's me.

Date: 2008-09-04 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
Naw, no harm done, Larry. Besides I bet you taste pretty good.

Date: 2008-09-04 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huffdaddyatl.livejournal.com
Being diabetic you learn that if you had a blood sugar monitor earlier in life you would have lost that "extra 50 lbs" a lot easier.

Was just diagnosed in May, haven't blogged about it yet, thanks for the link to diabetic bears community.

Date: 2008-09-04 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunorepublic.livejournal.com
...the location of every single washroom in your area.

Date: 2008-09-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
aaaand ... the Galleria!

Date: 2008-09-04 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] braddumm.livejournal.com
...that after 25 years of control they change you to a new insulin and all of a sudden you gain weight like crazy...then the doctors say it's you not watching what you're doing...I loathe doctors that have 3 minutes to come to this conclusion before they run into the next waiting patient's room...

Date: 2008-09-04 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanymike.livejournal.com
I learned that Me and potatoes aren't compatible lovers.

Date: 2008-09-04 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyb.livejournal.com
Man, I so relate to that comment. The toughest part of my diagnosis was having to face up to the fact that my lifelong love affair with potatoes was going to have to end.

Date: 2008-09-04 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanymike.livejournal.com
When the doc told me, I tried to argue that Yukon potatoes were not white so i could eat them. boy did she shoot me down

Date: 2008-09-04 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumberjackie-o.livejournal.com
that your body needs food for fuel and your mind needs food for altogether different reasons...

Date: 2008-09-04 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyb.livejournal.com
that now seeing a sugary baked good or other (former) treat on sale just means you can buy more poison for the same money.

Date: 2008-09-05 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bbearseviltwin.livejournal.com
watch your feet, carefully. Always order your refills ahead of time, not when you are down to your last few doses.

Date: 2008-09-05 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garebear.livejournal.com
that a good hard boner is precious. Thank goodness for Viagra. Not that I really need it, but it does give me hard ons like when I was 18.

Date: 2008-10-01 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glassbear.livejournal.com
Frolicking barefoot in the summer...... is a thing in the past.

Date: 2008-10-01 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
It must be the tough skin on my feet, but I still only wear shoes when forced. If I'm home, I'm barefoot, unless I'm mowing or otherwise working where there are stickers

Date: 2008-10-20 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekbearjeff.livejournal.com
...why I was such an irritable, angry person at certain time of the day.

I now know that when my sugar is high I can 'fly off the handle' quite quickly, fortunately, that happens infrequently now.
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