heh heh heh Thanks to The Onion

[furrbear]

I know I ain't the only Libra this applies to...

Horoscope: Libra

http://www.theonion.com/content/horoscope/oct-21-2008

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88658

You'll fall to your knees this week and beg God for forgiveness.
Then it's right back to what you were doing on your knees in the first place.

Comments

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

Forgiveness ... A dish best served with a side of salty, protein-filled goodness.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[winstonthriller.livejournal.com]

It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

True story:

Iowa State University, '81-'82 school year.

My roomie Mark V. was a bio/pre-med major.

I get back to the room one day, and Mark is laughing to himself.

Me: "What's so funny?"

Mark: "In anatomy class the prof. was talking about the chemical composition of semen and vaginal secretions. At the end, Miss Sorority Bitch next to me raises her hand and asks "If semen is mostly sugars, why does it taste so salty?"

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

You got it easy. Mine reads:
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Beneath your tough exterior lies a sweet and sensitive human being. Beneath that, however, it's pretty much all tumors.

This is all pretty much a joke - unless you received a call earlier in the day from your primary about some suspicious labs.