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Date: 2008-11-01 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theevilnub.livejournal.com
Semen related costs.

I'm sure that's one interesting spreadsheet in the accounting dept.

Date: 2008-11-01 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
blue balls - semen accrual

Date: 2008-11-01 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theevilnub.livejournal.com
That aside, is it wrong that the funniest part I found to this sign was that UofM has an Honor Code?

Date: 2008-11-01 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
Because of HIV, body fluids becomes "biohazards". You don't have to worry much about soap scum, but, with body fluids? You gotta take precautions.

Date: 2008-11-02 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theevilnub.livejournal.com

I like that "splat" userpic of yours for this entry.

Date: 2008-11-01 10:30 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
This makes absolutely no sense.

Any pipe that can handle wastewater from a shower can handle semen - especially if the shower's running at the time which it presumably would be to cover the sounds of wanking. Even a truly ginormous load would be quickly diluted and flushed away.

If their dorm plumbing is that delicate, I hate to think what happens when the students get plenty of fiber in their diets....

Date: 2008-11-01 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furtummy.livejournal.com
That's what I was thinking. Actually, I was thinking that there must be some really, really fertile men in Michigan, and that I should probably move there as soon as possible.

Date: 2008-11-01 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskerfish.livejournal.com
Masturbation is prohibited but I see no mention of santorum.
Are we to think that all non-listed items are okay?

Date: 2008-11-01 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bear-left.livejournal.com
I've seen this before & it always cracks me up... that said, it does, um, reek of a student parody of an official sign, rather than being an official sign (and not just because my students have hyphenation-related deficiencies). Kudos to them for being so witty!

Date: 2008-11-01 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tazz602.livejournal.com
So this is a REAL sign?? I thought it might be a joke at first.

Date: 2008-11-01 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzface-63.livejournal.com
OMG!!! There must be gay students will to swallow it to prevent those "pipe problems" !!!

Date: 2008-11-01 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubercub.livejournal.com
But is it kosher to douche in the shower?

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