furrbear: (Clothing Optional)
furrbear ([personal profile] furrbear) wrote2008-11-01 04:11 am

[identity profile] theevilnub.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Semen related costs.

I'm sure that's one interesting spreadsheet in the accounting dept.
ext_173199: (Cognitive Hazard)

[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
This makes absolutely no sense.

Any pipe that can handle wastewater from a shower can handle semen - especially if the shower's running at the time which it presumably would be to cover the sounds of wanking. Even a truly ginormous load would be quickly diluted and flushed away.

If their dorm plumbing is that delicate, I hate to think what happens when the students get plenty of fiber in their diets....

[identity profile] whiskerfish.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Masturbation is prohibited but I see no mention of santorum.
Are we to think that all non-listed items are okay?

[identity profile] bear-left.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen this before & it always cracks me up... that said, it does, um, reek of a student parody of an official sign, rather than being an official sign (and not just because my students have hyphenation-related deficiencies). Kudos to them for being so witty!

[identity profile] tazz602.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So this is a REAL sign?? I thought it might be a joke at first.

[identity profile] fuzzface-63.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! There must be gay students will to swallow it to prevent those "pipe problems" !!!

[identity profile] ubercub.livejournal.com 2008-11-01 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But is it kosher to douche in the shower?