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[furrbear]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

"Man-made oysters"

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[djmrswhite.livejournal.com]

excuse for a moment, i have a cake i have to go frost

[gryphons-hole.livejournal.com]

*snicker* *snort*

[gryphons-hole.livejournal.com]

Like my harvest yield would ever make it as far as the kitchen...

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

I do recall that_grr posting a clip of a straight bukkake flick...they scraped a good amount of cum off her face (what wasn't already collected in a dish), then they handed it to a woman with a frying pan on a camp stove on-set. She actually fried the cum into an "omelette" and the target of the bukkake ATE IT.

I love to eat cum RAW, myself.

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, buddy. The recipe/cooking thing is just too freaky-fetish-y ...

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

it it made her barf LOL

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

ROFL :)

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

my icon says it all :)

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

I remember back in the '70s, one issue of National Lampoon contained a magazine parody called "Psychology Ptoday". On one page of that, they showed several books on a shelf, one of which was "Cooking With Semen".

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's definitely purchaseable. Though, it'd be the third cookbook I've seen for cooking with cum ;o)

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Why cook it when the fresh product itself is normally most delicious? :-)

Now for the obvious questions.....

[bearbarry.livejournal.com]

When you serve a dish made from semen, is it appropriate to shout, "Come and get it!" when it's ready?

Can you get your semen in fat-free, low carb, low sodium, and sugar-free varieties for those diners who have special dietary needs?

When will Martha Stewart do a feature segment on her show about cooking with semen? Does she buy her semen pre-packaged? Or does she whip it up herself?

Re: Now for the obvious questions.....

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

Martha Stewart would buy hers from the most expensive, exclusive New England boutique where it's gently kneaded out of verified blue-blooded male aristocrats balls with sable gloves.

Re: Now for the obvious questions.....

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

paging SNL ...

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

Wow. Given what I produce, maybe there's still time to quit academia & go work for Trader Joe's on the supply end - I'm sure they'll come up with a cute name for their bottled (organic, free-range) cum.

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

first time i have ever wanted to stuff flan up my asshole :)

well not really the first but....

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Just wondering...

1. How much do you need in ounces?
2. How long do you have to collect it before it "goes bad"?
3. Roughly, how many "shots" does one need?
4. Do the diners know in advance?
5. Does it "whip" well?
6. Can I use a little egg white, if I "cum up" short?

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

The freakiest part?

Not two days ago I was putting up stuff in my bedroom and thought, "Wow, wouldn't it be freaky if people started cooking with CUM? How fucked would that be???"

Translation: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

You mean, intentionally, rather than some "burgermaker's" idea of a joke.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Mmmm flan. If only cum was as good as flan. Mmmm caramel flavored cum.

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

Caramel flavoured? Geez, only if its coming outta someone seriously diabetic, and even more seriously feverish!

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

If he was sick enough that his body reached temperatures that could caramelize glucose, I would be affraid to touch him. A cock and a jar of caramel icecream topping would work a lot better. But I think it would be interesting if cum came in flavors. Probably a lot more people would suck cock if it did.

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

"But I think it would be interesting if cum came in flavors."

It does.

Amateur.

;)

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Are you willing to show me? ;o)

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Show you? LOL!

I've noticed it. I've never attempted to classify who had what and when.

Hey. I know Scorpios are supposed to be analytical, but, I've generally had other things on my mind at the time.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yeah everyone does seem to have their own flavor and consistency. I will definitely agree with you there.

[timcub.livejournal.com]

Why would you change something that's already great just as it is? ;-)

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

can't wait to eat at your house

[neviragin.livejournal.com]

I need to go catch up with my skin.. its crawling away