I do recall that_grr posting a clip of a straight bukkake flick...they scraped a good amount of cum off her face (what wasn't already collected in a dish), then they handed it to a woman with a frying pan on a camp stove on-set. She actually fried the cum into an "omelette" and the target of the bukkake ATE IT.
I remember back in the '70s, one issue of National Lampoon contained a magazine parody called "Psychology Ptoday". On one page of that, they showed several books on a shelf, one of which was "Cooking With Semen".
When you serve a dish made from semen, is it appropriate to shout, "Come and get it!" when it's ready?
Can you get your semen in fat-free, low carb, low sodium, and sugar-free varieties for those diners who have special dietary needs?
When will Martha Stewart do a feature segment on her show about cooking with semen? Does she buy her semen pre-packaged? Or does she whip it up herself?
Wow. Given what I produce, maybe there's still time to quit academia & go work for Trader Joe's on the supply end - I'm sure they'll come up with a cute name for their bottled (organic, free-range) cum.
Martha Stewart would buy hers from the most expensive, exclusive New England boutique where it's gently kneaded out of verified blue-blooded male aristocrats balls with sable gloves.
Not two days ago I was putting up stuff in my bedroom and thought, "Wow, wouldn't it be freaky if people started cooking with CUM? How fucked would that be???"
If he was sick enough that his body reached temperatures that could caramelize glucose, I would be affraid to touch him. A cock and a jar of caramel icecream topping would work a lot better. But I think it would be interesting if cum came in flavors. Probably a lot more people would suck cock if it did.
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I love to eat cum RAW, myself.
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Now for the obvious questions.....
Can you get your semen in fat-free, low carb, low sodium, and sugar-free varieties for those diners who have special dietary needs?
When will Martha Stewart do a feature segment on her show about cooking with semen? Does she buy her semen pre-packaged? Or does she whip it up herself?
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well not really the first but....
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Not two days ago I was putting up stuff in my bedroom and thought, "Wow, wouldn't it be freaky if people started cooking with CUM? How fucked would that be???"
Translation: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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It does.
Amateur.
;)
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I've noticed it. I've never attempted to classify who had what and when.
Hey. I know Scorpios are supposed to be analytical, but, I've generally had other things on my mind at the time.
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