furrbear: (Religious Left)
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Hattip to [livejournal.com profile] popebuck1:

This was just too funny not to share. And the beauty part is, if the Mormons complain, they'll only be calling more attention to one of their real-life, least talked about (and skeeziest) practices.

Converting Dead Mormons Into Homosexuals

Date: 2008-11-21 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brinah.livejournal.com
Great Idea! Lets become Mormon and Baptize all the greats!

Date: 2008-11-21 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
I'll stay Homosexual instead. ThankYouVeryMuch.

I was telling Dave I had this crazy dream with a bunch of blonde Mormon missionaries in Boy Scout uniforms singing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" from Cabaret. I think it was in Idaho. SCARY!

Date: 2008-11-21 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sultmhoor.livejournal.com
I've already been baptizing Mormons into the Church of the Subgenius with postmortem-slackgasms.

Date: 2008-11-21 04:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-11-21 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffbriggs.livejournal.com
that is excellent.
the audacity though of the entire original idea is just so appalling it is funny.

Date: 2008-11-21 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bookish-cub.livejournal.com
I read about this yesterday. I think that it's brilliant.

Date: 2008-11-22 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryphons-hole.livejournal.com
F'ing brilliant.

Date: 2008-11-22 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fogbear.livejournal.com
Triple f'ing brilliant. Thank you!

Date: 2008-11-22 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuboz.livejournal.com
I didn't know they DID that! That's friggin' OUTRAGEOUS - and freaky! *yikes*

The Converting Dead Mormons to Homosexuals was fantastic! As only us gheys can BE fantastic! LOL
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