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[furrbear]

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[allanh.livejournal.com]

Heroic as the gesture was, they realized that slipping a tanker full of emetic to King Kong might not have been the best idea.

[bobo-dreams.livejournal.com]

Yes, we have no bananas.

[winbear.livejournal.com]

That was my first choice.

"Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana / 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, bunch!"

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

What? Did you just get off the banana boat or something?

[martini-tim.livejournal.com]

A new horror film from John Carpenter...Day Of The Banana!

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

*Narrated by Attenborough in "Nature"*:

"On neap tides during triple planetary conjunctions on the first morning after a full moon after spring equinox, the mass of sea bananas scamper out of the surf to perform their mating rituals. After spawning, they peel themselves and die, leaving unsuspecting beach walkers to slip on the detritus of their mass deaths. The sea banana offspring will hatch and fend for themselves...alone."

[major7.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkv_VH3B6aI

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

"Many of the young sea bananas are plucked from their sandy burrows by native cooks, and baked into a delicious concoction in strange doughnut-shaped metallic tubes. A rhythmic dance and incantation over the sacrificed sea bananas ends with the villagers slicing off slabs with machetes and eating the pureed-and-roasted sea bananas with growls and screams of ecstasy and satisfaction."

[major7.livejournal.com]

Mark’s Blueberry/Banana Pound Cake Recipe

[gooeygomo.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAH!
fantastic!
LOL

[gryphons-hole.livejournal.com]

"Try as they might, Greenpeace's efforts to save the beached chiquitas were all in vain... Mourners create impromptu shrine."

[bigredpaul.livejournal.com]

Win!

[gryphons-hole.livejournal.com]

*bows*

*smooch*

[that-grr.livejournal.com]

Q. what's green and red and wet all over?


A. unripe bananas in the red sea


a new spin on a joke from the book "101 pickle jokes"

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

"Oh, the bananity!"

[hidefbear.livejournal.com]

[major7.livejournal.com]

win!

[javabear.livejournal.com]

This just in: Gordon Lightfoot cliche at the beach. Film at 11.

[bigredpaul.livejournal.com]

Who does a guy have to fuck to get a drink around here?

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

This shit is bananas.

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

Sadly, like so many of the initiatives of his administration, George W. Bush's attempt to combat rising sea levels by dumping unripe bananas to absorb the excess water proved to be an unmitigated disaster.

[airporter.livejournal.com]

Guys keep looking! They have to have dropped something other than this!

Humanitarian aid my ass.

[gooeygomo.livejournal.com]

GO BANANA!

[transairn.livejournal.com]

My caption entry:

"Why would someone photoshop bananas on a beach?"

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

He really wanted to find a hot bitch to lay, but the beach party was a total bananafest.

[pink-halen.livejournal.com]

And he smeared for 400 yards along the beach of the Lackawanna River.
All those 30,000 pounds of bananas.

[productreed.livejournal.com]

untitled #24

[brunorepublic.livejournal.com]

Much to their dismay, Christo and Jeanne-Claude's painstakingly-created installation titled The Peels was neither a commercial nor a critical success.

Sorry, typo'd artist's name on previous attempt

[hidefbear.livejournal.com]

Things were not quite ripe down at Banana Beach, it being too early in the season.

[xianjessen.livejournal.com]

The lesser-known B-Day; the amphibious landing of Allied bananas on the beaches of Normandy during WWII.

Other than increasing the Potassium levels of German troops the campaign was not a success.

[slate-canada.livejournal.com]

Now if only a tanker full of ice cream and chocolate sauce would run aground...

[bearnight.livejournal.com]

The elusive banana squid comes ashore only once a decade to lay her eggs.

[happyengineer.livejournal.com]

"One banana two banana three banana four, five banana six banana. . . oh, fuck it!"

[westwind-mv.livejournal.com]

"So, are those bananas on your beach, or are you just glad to see me?"

[ursusarctos.livejournal.com]

Proof that under G W Bush 'Murika is well on it's way to becoming a banana republic.
Yes we can, haz bananas! instead of E pluribus unum.

[robearal.livejournal.com]

A still from the shelved Frankie & Annette movie, Beach Blanket Bananas. (The censors refused to allow the title How to stuff a man bikini.)

[s2dbaker.livejournal.com]

The 2009 Sea Bannanamea Mating Season Begins

[squirreltot.livejournal.com]

and for their sins, the villagers suffered the wrath of their god Chiquita!

[use2bshy.livejournal.com]

Holy Bananas Batman