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[furrbear]

HO scale - first time THAT was good for a laff.

W8! We can have "Brunch" --- WUT? Not Gay?

A night of sex followed by brunch with crab? How gay can you get?

I wonder if he'll serve Mimosas?

[EDIT: ZOMG ROFL This guy even stole the face pic. (Thanks to alexjon)]

Comments

[bikerbear.livejournal.com]

hi-sterical

[strongaxe.livejournal.com]

That's OK. It's not REAL crabs.

[e-ticket.livejournal.com]

WTF stomp around like a monster, but don't break anything??

[transairn.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Weird! I've had a crush on that guy for years and years now.

[txkink.livejournal.com]

Ye gods, just when I thought I'd heard everything in the subject of fetishes. And how does he explain to his son? "Sorry, son, a monster came through last night, knocked over your trains and christened the 'Spooge Express'. Be on the lookout - he has a penchant for frozen imitation crab!" LOL

[pkrat.livejournal.com]

No... wait...

Isn't it WAY more likely that he considers his model trains his 'sons' not his son's?

That how I read it anyway. :D

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Sadly?

Carl's gotten the "stomp around models" request at least once. ^O^

[rexsteed.livejournal.com]

His location says PHILLY... but guys recognize him from Seattle?

Is that because the pic isn't his?

[rexsteed.livejournal.com]

PIC now - I wonder if Neil in Seattle is worried this will tarnish his reputation

[shuntphl.livejournal.com]

OMG. I am from Philly and saw his postings a few months ago. The worst part: I was almost tempted to reply, based on the pic. I must be really that desperate... ;)

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

You're not desperate, Patrick. The pic is rather woofy, albeit not his.

[productreed.livejournal.com]

God, I love performance art. He should take his act to the NYC underground stage.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Maybe he could use a copy editor too? "I'm not gay. it's all HO scale. then after you finish..." Shouldn't that second sentence be next to the the earlier one referencing the model train room? As it stands, it makes me think his "equipment" *cough-cough* is what's model-sized.

[varsitynj.livejournal.com]

I want that on a t-shirt. "I'm not gay, it's HO Scale." Random segue, or "Silly queen, you know straight boys only buy Lionel?"

*shakes head and goes back to wannabe-fratboys where he belongs*

[eireangus.livejournal.com]

Was that real? Wow!

[tbass.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment and say that he's from Seattle, and he definitely didn't post that add, but, looks like I've been beaten to the punch.

It's a pretty funny ad nonetheless.

[kumapaws.livejournal.com]

WTF?

Jeez way to many fetishes out there...

[rockybear02.livejournal.com]

OMG that is awesome....

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

Why is it all the guys with the new interesting kinks live on the other side of the country. LOL Oh wait, that's imitation crab! He can go fuck himself!