Coincidence?

[furrbear]

I was reading this as BooBoo brought me my own piece of King Cake:

blondiusmaximus works at a king cake bakery.

But the current drama at the bakery is that some dude called up yelling at us because his wife swallowed the tiny plastic baby Jesus in the king cake and had to go to the emergency room because it was stuck in her stomach. Now, okay, I'm sorry your wife is in the ER, but I have little to no sympathy for her. First of all, everrrrry single one of our king cakes comes with a warning on the bag that there's a plastic doll inside, secondly, if you know annnnything about king cake you know about the tiny Jesus, thirdly, the doll isn't even baked in the cake, it's just placed on the bottom, so if you pick up a slice you would see it, and lastly, LEARN TO CHEW YOUR FUCKING FOOD. Jesus Christ that Jesus baby is not that tiny the only way you would miss it is if you were shoving that shit down your throat like an anaconda macking on a gazelle or some shit. I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE.


OM NOM NOM QWP

Comments

[happygoatee.livejournal.com]

I agree, some fucks are just out to make a buck with a lawsuit!

[hwynym.livejournal.com]

Talk about Body of Christ!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I mean your kid maybe, sure. Kids are dumb. But dude's wife? She sounds delightful.

[panikmanik.livejournal.com]

king cake fail

hahahaha!

[magebear.livejournal.com]

Mmmm just had some for breakfast

[major7.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha

[champdaddy.livejournal.com]

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[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

My chipped front tooth is from biting an antique porcelain baby Jesus in a King Cake. Her grandmother used to use it, and she thought it would be neat!

Sigh. That's what I get for drinking and cake eating.

I did throw ONE HELL of a party the next year though!

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

Indeed. She must be lovely, inside & out. :>)