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Snarky lil' bear...
Dialysis Nurse: You need to sleep so you keep your arm above your head so the access surgery area won't swell.

Hubby: <dry deadpan> Well, I guess I could get my husband to tie my arm to the ceiling,
but that's really much more of his kink than mine.

Dialysis Nurse: Ummm, OK..... <hurries off>
Background: He got this info at Baylor post surgery Thursday. Then again Friday. YET again on Monday. And each time in that Almost-Breathless-Life-or-Death Reality-Free tone that only Never-Been-There health professionals can master.

I've been working with him on the therapeutic uses of comedy, "Instead of getting mad and going silent, just imagine what I would say and enjoy shocking the Hell out of them." He said he chuckled like a madman the rest of the day.

Date: 2009-04-15 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
Added some background. You'll probably appreciate.

Date: 2009-04-15 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewittar.livejournal.com
"Instead of getting mad and going silent, just imagine what I would say and enjoy shocking the Hell out of them."

I have found my twin!

Date: 2009-04-15 03:04 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Entirely appropriate in the utter absence of any advice on how to actually accomplish that dictum.

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