I know, I know. Unfortunately it's been 12 years and I'll need to get a refresher on the details, such as they were. I think it was almost a throw-away line.
OK, thanks to putzmeisterbear, here's our reconstruction of the event:
Our friend was, um, "visiting a friend" at the Parliament House (which for those who don't know is a large motel in Orlando with exterior corridors; located in a dodgy neighborhood but right next to the late, lamented Full Moon Saloon, one of the best bars I've ever been to). As is the custom, many residents leave their doors and/or curtains open all the better to attract (or drive away) potential tricks. He was quite disturbed when he saw one such tableau: A man on the bed, stark naked save for the pig mask. On the window, scrawled in lipstick, were the words "LOVE ME!"
Hmm......I'm just thinking that if anyone wanted to leave a boot print on my balls and take all my money, they'd better be good at running, because I'd probably end up hunting them down and gutting them like a fish.
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Date: 2009-07-27 05:54 am (UTC)BTW, how hot do you guys like your picante and I need your street number (I believe I have the rest).
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Date: 2009-07-27 05:19 pm (UTC)Our friend was, um, "visiting a friend" at the Parliament House (which for those who don't know is a large motel in Orlando with exterior corridors; located in a dodgy neighborhood but right next to the late, lamented Full Moon Saloon, one of the best bars I've ever been to). As is the custom, many residents leave their doors and/or curtains open all the better to attract (or drive away) potential tricks. He was quite disturbed when he saw one such tableau: A man on the bed, stark naked save for the pig mask. On the window, scrawled in lipstick, were the words "LOVE ME!"
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Date: 2009-07-27 10:26 am (UTC)And that's saying something.
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Date: 2009-07-27 01:18 pm (UTC)It squicks and annoys me, shit like this.
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