This Week In Holy Crimes

[furrbear]

The Vatican Meets "Casino Royale" with a Helping of "Dr. Strangelove". I think they need Peter Sellers to star as this priest. From JoeMyGod's weekly series:

This Week's Winner-
Italy: Vatican official Father Cesare Burgazzi was arrested after leading police on a 20-minute high-speed chase after being found "driving slowly" through a red light district known for transsexual prostitutes. Two wrecked police cars and three injured officers later, Burgazzi was taken into custody screaming, "You have no idea who I am. You don't know who you are messing with!" This, after attempting to run the officers down with his car. Burgazzi works at the Vatican State Department and is Master of Ceremonies at St. Peter's Basilica. He claims he thought the police were robbers and denies that they found the front seats of his car in the reclined position. His lawyer said, "My client is not a user of prostitutes or transsexuals - he did not have condoms in his car."

Comments

[leejean.livejournal.com]

"My client is not a user of prostitutes or transsexuals - he did not have condoms in his car."

Now, why do I think it's worse that he does not have condoms in his car?

[randomcub.livejournal.com]

Methinks SOMEBODY is overdue for Confession, eh?

[panikmanik.livejournal.com]

Barebacking tarts and vicars!!! Tranny edition!!

::grabs popcorn::