If you and I woke up in jail together...

[furrbear]

This was going around on Facebook and it went pretty well over there so I thought it would be interesting to see where everyone's creative li'l' minds go here on LJ - so here is:

If you and I woke up in jail together.......using only 4 words........what would you say to me??!!

Extra points for reaching past the easy sex answers.

Comments

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

"Wasn't that a party?!"

"Cameras in an alley?"

"Bearded cop - who knew?"

"Are you still wet?"

"It was worth it!"

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

That was damned fun!!!!!!!!

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

What...the...fucking...hell?

[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

Why am I here?

[cipherpunk.livejournal.com]

“‘Mild LARTing,’ you said!”

[jp5040.livejournal.com]

where's my hotel room?

why are you smiling?

who's underwear are these? {pointing at me}

don't move, I farted.

great, now I'm jailbait.

[choochoo68.livejournal.com]

what the hell happened?

[randomcub.livejournal.com]

Got condoms and lube?

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

You're the GUMMI BEAR?

[colicub.livejournal.com]

"Don't tell my mum."
"You been shanked yet?"
"No soap. Shower gel."

[s2dbaker.livejournal.com]

These pillows are warm!

[major7.livejournal.com]

the password is swordfish

[allanh.livejournal.com]

"Who has the lube?"

[mrdreamjeans.livejournal.com]

Better than last time!

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Dude. Where's my car?

[martini-tim.livejournal.com]

We are here again?!

[champdaddy.livejournal.com]

what time is lunch?

[gearjock.livejournal.com]

OOPS! Dropped the soap!

[qbear.livejournal.com]

Hope you got cigarettes to bribe the screws...

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

I broke a nail.

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

Well, what is next?

[boikage.livejournal.com]

Put the camera down.

Where are my boots?

Anyone seen my piercing?

Rewind and replay... now!