Texas, It's a Whole 'Nother... PLANET

[furrbear]

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[darkphuque.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

The entire concept of investing one's masculinity in inanimate things - trucks, guns, etc. - is simply beyond me. The fact that one often sees this exhibited by males who react with horror at doing one of the most basically male things - growing a beard - is doubly bizarre.

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they don't have truck beards. The best you can find is either a big bumper guard, or a bra.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I have seen moustaches for cars and trucks, though.

[barengeist.livejournal.com]

We need a front view of this one. It may have longhorns attached.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Very true, Billy. But in TX, horns are usually on Lincolns

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Especially with the truck stack pipes.

"Nice truck. Sorry about your penis."

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

It isn't even a duelly? What a little faggot truck.

Nice bumpernuts, though.

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Actually, saw them on a motorcycle the other day.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Be kinda silly on my MGB or (orig) VW Beetle.

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

These are popular on Mini Coopers. Though I don't have a set for mine (or my two trucks). lol

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

It all stems from the cars being likened to British bulldogs. Some people say the cars are the dog's bollocks.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

LOL

[barengeist.livejournal.com]

Balls or no, it is still a BLT® (big lesbian truck).

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Would that imply his penis is clitoris-sized?

[bearbarry.livejournal.com]

Using the truck nuts as a reference point, that means the hitch ball roughly serves the purpose of a butt plug.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I have often envisioned a World's Strongest Bottom Contest with such a "Tractor Pull"event

[spikejrt.livejournal.com]

a neighbor 2 houses down has them painted camouflage, another guy up the street has blue ones

there was a piece of legislation that died in committee in the OK house that would have banned them as obscene - it didn't go very far

[bigbear4xl.livejournal.com]

I spotted an even bigger pair of "truck nuts" on an enormous red pickup here locally in NC, and they were gold. They were easily twice the size of the ones pictured above.

Makes me wonder what the owner/driver is compensating for.

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

From the photo album: "Sue Ellen's parking lot"

Hey Now...

[redbackfur.livejournal.com]

I had a set attached to the back of my MINI in 2003 (as you can see in my Icon.) I cut them loose once I had too many tailgaters with camera phones trying to get a picture on the freeway.