The Bear 411 Drinking Game

[furrbear]

Inspired by my FB post...

The Bear 411 Drinking Game:

• Take a shot every time you see a picture of a household pet elevated to child replacement status.
  
  
• Take a shot every time you see a picture taken in a mirror with a visible mobile phone.
  
  
• Take a shot every time you read the phrase "I don't bite...hard!"
  
  
• Take a shot every time you see a photo taken, inexplicably, in the driver's seat of a car.
  
  
• ...

Readers?

Comments

[erstexman.livejournal.com]

I am leaving around the same comment as there. Take a shot every time you see someone in heavy leather/SM gear with Granny's china figurines displayed in the background. Take a shot every time you read the phrase, "no baggage". Take a shot every time you see someone spout off how much of a top they are, but then only have nude shots displaying his ass. Take a shot every time someone has a nickname that indicates they are well endowed, or they brag about how hung they are, but then do not have a photo to back it up...

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

• Take a shot for every personless landscape photo.
  
  
• Take a shot for each car or motorcycle photo without a person.
  
  
• Take a shot for each nonsequitor graphic.
  
  
• Take a shot every time someone that is a "total top" has pictures of his butthole.
  
  
• Corollary to above: Bottoms with _ONLY_ dick pics
  
  
• Take two shots for "str8 acting and appearing" or "masculine".

[allanh.livejournal.com]

Take a shot for each naked photo in a kitchen.

Take a shot for each flash photo taken in a bathroom mirror that obscures the face.

Take a shot for each photo of someone standing in front of their car/boat/RV/motorcycle.

Take a shot for each photo taken at the Golden Gate Bridge...take two shots if it's not a Bay Area resident.

Take a shot for each use of the (abbreviated or spelled out) phrase "UB2".

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I can't do naked in the kitchen; too much hair would get in food.

Don't forget "DDF"

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I thought about DDF, and should have added it.

Hair in the kitchen = easy flossing with every meal.

[danthered.livejournal.com]

• Take a shot for every profile that has Looking For: Sex in conjunction with text "I have bagged the husbear of my dreams and I wuv him and he wuvs me and I am NOT ON HERE FOR HOOKUPS OR SEX, on here for CHAT ONLY

• Knock one back for every profile named for the guy's favourite kind of car

• Take four shots every time you happen upon the text "…step to the front of the line"

• Dispense with formalities and drink the whole goddamn bottle when you see a notoriously egotistical narcissist babble on at length about how he can't stand egotistical narcissists.

[danthered.livejournal.com]

I don't know the John Waters Rule, but dude. No, seriously: dude. I get that you like your car. I have a raging case of Mad Car Disease myself, okeh? But if you put your favourite kind of car in your bear profile screen name, I will have to assume you're well under the age of consent—my guess will be about 12—and we will not be conversing, which means I will never get to see the velvet painting of your Camaro or Jeep or Ford pickup or NSX or whatever above your bed.

Re: The John Waters Rule

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that rule, but it's certainly one I agree with.

Re: The John Waters Rule

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Hallelujah! A-MEN!

More books = more fuck worthy

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

A shot if he vehemently claims to hate "drama" or "games" or "mental problems".

Double shot if in ALL CAPS

[danthered.livejournal.com]

Triple shot for fucking up your/you're, they're/their/there, or any other such.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

hear/here, bare/bear, sight/site/cite, fair/fare

[joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com]

My preferred option: Stay far, far away from B411.

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

Claims to be a total top then posts four pictures of his butt pucker.

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

A shot for any profile that says not here for sex, or friends only or conversation only, but has a nude shot of his crotch or butt; 1/2 shot for a bare chest shot, if he's at a beach or swimming or at least standing in water, full shot if he's anywhere else.

Just got back from the ER

[productreed.livejournal.com]

OK, I'm still recovering from the resulting alcohol poisoning.

One more (pot) shot

[productreed.livejournal.com]

Take a shot for every photo with a BearFilms.com logo in the corner.