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[furrbear]

I'm Fluffy MacWhiskers, Candidate for Mouse Catcher, and...


(Political ad paid for by Fluffy MacWhiskers for MouseCatcher Campaign. Amethyst Marie "Amy" ThunderPussy, Treasurer.)

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[allanh.livejournal.com]

I'M IN UR LJ, HATIN ON UR LOLPUNZ.

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

"Fluffy MacWhiskers is UNPATRIOTIC and supports special rights for DOGS! Every cat should be able to live in its sunny spot in safety and be able to teach its kittehs the glory of catnip without GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE!! And I won't raise the taxes on your kitteh litter."

"I'm Oblena dePoussay, and I approve this message."

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Do you want a Mouser in league with the Mice? Oblena dePoussay is. Ms dePoussay has been seen accepting bribes of 'Nip and Ahi Fillets to "Look the Other Way" at the Mice Menace. dePoussay is supported and backed by DOGS. Her campaign treasurer is Ickus von Schnauzer!

Vote for Integrity in Mousing. Vote Fluffy MacWhiskers.

(Paid for by Ethics in Mice Control. Felix el Gato del Portico, Treasurer.)

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

Press Release from the Oblena dePoussay de la Fenêtre for Mouse Controller Campaign Committee:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Reacting to egregious and underhanded attacks from her opponent, Ms. Oblena dePoussay de la Fenêtre emphatically denied any improper influences by her campaign treasurer, Mr. Ickus Eichhörnchenmörder von Schnauzer. Ms. dePoussay repeated her charges that her opponent has failed to abide by common rules of feline decency, adding that her campaign treasurer is a valued advisor with long experience in chasing down cheeky fluffy-tailed rodents who have designs on killing our valued hired feeding-and-sanitation help. "GRRRRRRowlllll hisssss pfffftTTT!!" was Ms. dePoussay's parting statement as she departed on another campaign nap.

DO NOT EMBARGO--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[envirobear.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps you've seen the personal attacks on my integrity by the cat with the soaring yet empty rhetoric! I need your help NOW to fight back. I have the EXPERIENCE to become Mouse Controller from DAY ONE!

Please give your donations now so that we can put video ads on YouTube to fight for the little kittehs everywhere! Thank you for all you do...I love you all.

--Oblena
http://www.OblenaForMouseController08.com "