When you serve a dish made from semen, is it appropriate to shout, "Come and get it!" when it's ready?
Can you get your semen in fat-free, low carb, low sodium, and sugar-free varieties for those diners who have special dietary needs?
When will Martha Stewart do a feature segment on her show about cooking with semen? Does she buy her semen pre-packaged? Or does she whip it up herself?
Martha Stewart would buy hers from the most expensive, exclusive New England boutique where it's gently kneaded out of verified blue-blooded male aristocrats balls with sable gloves.
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Now for the obvious questions.....
Can you get your semen in fat-free, low carb, low sodium, and sugar-free varieties for those diners who have special dietary needs?
When will Martha Stewart do a feature segment on her show about cooking with semen? Does she buy her semen pre-packaged? Or does she whip it up herself?
Re: Now for the obvious questions.....
Re: Now for the obvious questions.....