Obtuse Much?

[furrbear]

From a popular bear profile site that won't be mentioned, after about a week of these one or two word exchanges:

Him: Wassup

Me: Not much, partnered life is exceedingly ordinary.

Him: oh sorry, i didn't realize you had a partner

Me: :-) Cunningly hid in the 3rd paragraph. Much other info buried within. All yours for the price of reading :-)

Him: okay what is the price

Comments

[genxcub.livejournal.com]

Your third paragraph is getting in the way of rough buttsex. Please edit.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Ummm Hmmmm, I just commented to Tommy I probably need a "SportFucking Disclaimer" somewhere near the top of the profile text.

I suppose the existing paragraph is too subtle for the "YOUR HAWT BEAR! WANT TO FUCK NAO?" crowd:

While meeting up for just sex is OK, I tend to spend more time nurturing relationships with the goal of becoming 'True Friends®'. The kind I can relax around, tell anything, with whom I can let myself be vulnerable, and maybe even share some lovemaking. Friends know the difference between sex, love, and friendship and know how to blend all three into their relationships. My friends tend to be much more of an extended family. Common shared traits include: passionate; intelligent; eclectic interests and tastes; able to think creatively with both big and little heads; low tendency toward drama; strong ability to laugh, often at ourselves. Although this should go without saying... I prefer a man with an average sized penis who treats me with respect to a guy with a large penis who turns out just to be a big dick.