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[furrbear]

Ganked from grandiva1968:

I ♥ Craigslist

Fo reals!

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)

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Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT


Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it's time to return the favor!

I'm looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here's the scene: I come to your hotel room, you're wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

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Comments

[gordreece.livejournal.com]

lol

[popebuck1.livejournal.com]

I suspect he won't have an unfilled slot all weekend!

[winstonthriller.livejournal.com]

Be sure and visit the posting and flag it as a Best of Craigslist!

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

[hereticsoul.livejournal.com]

It's enough to make me switch parties!

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

TOO SWEET

[biggaloot.livejournal.com]

I would definitely become a temporary PBR for that. Why do you think I keep my party Independent? ;-)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

"ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock"

Uncut, Viking, Cock.

Yes, plz.

[sskroeder.livejournal.com]

priceless... and although it's clearly a jest, I find the described scene oddly arousing...

I'm also sure that with those metrics, his pounding will firmly clarify the true meaning of LOG in 'Log Cabin Republican', n'est-ce pas?

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Mmm... nothing like a big hairy Viking ass-ault!

While I understand his point, it's sad to waste such hotness on Republicans who can't truly appreciate it.

[thom413.livejournal.com]

OMG Odin's Hammer wasted on a self loathing Republitard!

[nightfallcub.livejournal.com]

Comedy GOLD.

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

mmmm Viking....