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[furrbear]

Ganked from grandiva1968:

I ♥ Craigslist

Fo reals!

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)

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Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT


Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it's time to return the favor!

I'm looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here's the scene: I come to your hotel room, you're wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

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[EDIT: From the comments, "Be sure and visit the posting and flag it as a Best of Craigslist!"]

Comments

[gordreece.livejournal.com]

lol

[popebuck1.livejournal.com]

I suspect he won't have an unfilled slot all weekend!

[winstonthriller.livejournal.com]

Be sure and visit the posting and flag it as a Best of Craigslist!

[osodecanela.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

[hereticsoul.livejournal.com]

It's enough to make me switch parties!

Yeah...

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Even w/o the ample Nordic appendage, furry blondes make me tingly.

Re: Yeah...

[hereticsoul.livejournal.com]

Yeah...blondes don't do too much for me as a general rule, but the ample Nordic appendage and the furry bod more than make up for it.

Re: Yeah...

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

furry blondes are almost as rare as furry redheads

[jeffbriggs.livejournal.com]

TOO SWEET

[biggaloot.livejournal.com]

I would definitely become a temporary PBR for that. Why do you think I keep my party Independent? ;-)

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

"ME: 6'4", 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9" uncut viking cock"

Uncut, Viking, Cock.

Yes, plz.

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

I think this guy may get dates lined up for the next year; not just republi-closets either.

[vianegativa.livejournal.com]

Sign me up, heh

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

20 more pounds and we put him on a bear softball team.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

{cough cough} Hey! At 6'3" and 220 *I'm* still a tasty morsel of bear.* Even without the 9". Or the Vikingness. Or ....

... damn, though, I wanna meet this guy. ;-)

[* Not that I'm 220 right this minute, mind you. Add about 6.]

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Dahlink,

You're perfect at any size.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Just speaking up for us tall, less-beefy, not particularly furry (dammit!) bearoids. ;-) Because we are a sadly oppressed minority who I'm sure will have to demand our own clubs and mating rituals and pr0n sites and animal totems any second now.

Once we stop dreaming about this yummy morsel of manhood on Craigslist, that is.

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

Oh, I harken back to Viking Boy...

[sskroeder.livejournal.com]

priceless... and although it's clearly a jest, I find the described scene oddly arousing...

I'm also sure that with those metrics, his pounding will firmly clarify the true meaning of LOG in 'Log Cabin Republican', n'est-ce pas?

[furrbear.livejournal.com]

Tongue-in-cheek, yes. But there is nothing to give the idea that it is a prank. (Now if he said he was gonna show up in tarnhelm and breastplate, maybe then I'd think he was joking.)

Or any of the other convention Craigslist ads. See this Wonkette post for a collection of more.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Mmm... nothing like a big hairy Viking ass-ault!

While I understand his point, it's sad to waste such hotness on Republicans who can't truly appreciate it.

[thom413.livejournal.com]

OMG Odin's Hammer wasted on a self loathing Republitard!

[nightfallcub.livejournal.com]

Comedy GOLD.

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

mmmm Viking....